May 2013
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
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entirely-made-of-awesome:
lordengliish:
lordengliish:
hey so whats the doctors name
my helpful tumblr followers
DINKLEBURG
Reblog if you want (1) message that will make you...
consulting-violinist:
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think...
wilwheaton:
I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.
puppetparade:
are you sure?
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
foxnewsofficial:
thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or
bluepac:
justlikenoel:
bluepac:
what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever
A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter
I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key
chaystar:
Mom: “You’re the only teenager that spends their whole day on the internet”
